right here and now, i'm going to found a new poetic tradition. i don't have a name for it yet, but its undoubtedly in the subconscious works. here's my first one, borrowing the words from an e-mail i just recieved from my college's administration.
"nah, forget it. yo! holmes! to bel-air!"
last night at approximately 9 PM
there was an (!) incident involving two students
under the influence of a hallucinogenic controlled substance.
The CU-Boulder
Police Dep(!)artment received
three separate calls
of a naked male reportedly running around
outside.
the male student
accessed hallett hall and allegedly violated
the university code of conduct (!) regarding
sexual misconduct against another student.
other residence hall students were able to apprehend and (!)restrain him until the
Police arrived.
(!)Police(!)
apprehended the student and transported him to boulder
community
hospital. boulder county victim advocates was summoned
to provide(!)
assistance and support to the victim(s). housing staff also provided support
to the community.
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