songs

so i decided, to bide my time while sitting in my dorm, i could write songs for a band i will probably never start.

here's the first one...

priapism

hey let me tell you
about this thing i found
it must really suck
cause it hurts your dick

you’ll get a boner
that’ll never go away
you can tape it to your leg
but i doubt it will help

priapism priapism
what’d i do for this?
priapism priapism
it hurts like balls every-time i piss

i wikied it
and it turns out
a chick can get it too
what the fuck

priapism priapism
what’d i do for this?
priapism priapism
it hurts like balls every-time i piss